Quotes

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Robert Heinlein

Don't appeal to mercy to God the Father up in the sky, little man, because he's not at home and never was at home, and couldn't care less. What you do with yourself, whether you are happy or unhappy-- live or die-- is strictly your business and the universe doesn't care. In fact you may be the universe and the only cause of all your troubles. But, at best, the most you can hope for is comradeship with comrades no more divine (or just as divine) as you are. So quit sniveling and face up to it-- 'Thou art God!'

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Robert Heinlein

When any government, or any church for that matter, undertakes to say to its subjects, 'This you may not read, this you may not see, this you are forbidden to know,' the end result is tyranny and oppression, no matter how holy the motives. Mighty little force is needed to control a man whose mind has been hoodwinked; contrariwise, no amount of force can control a free man, a man whose mind is free. No, not the rack, not fission bombs, not anything--you can't conquer a free man; the most you can do is kill him.

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Stephen F. Roberts

I contend that we are both atheists. I just believe in one fewer god than you do. When you understand why you dismiss all the other possible gods, you will understand why I dismiss yours.

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Robert Heinlein, Alexander Hergensheimer in Job: A Comedy of Justice

The hell I won't talk that way! Peter, an eternity here without her is not an eternity of bliss; it is an eternity of boredom and loneliness and grief. You think this damned gaudy halo means anything to me when I know--yes, you've convinced me!--that my beloved is burning in the Pit? I didn't ask much. Just to be allowed to live with her. I was willing to wash dishes forever if only I could see her smile, hear her voice, touch her hand! She's been shipped on a technicality and you know it! Snobbish, bad-tempered angels get to live here without ever doing one lick to deserve it. But my Marga, who is a real angel if one ever lived, gets turned down and sent to Hell to everlasting torture on a childish twist in the rules. You can tell the Father and His sweet-talking Son and that sneaky Ghost that they can take their gaudy Holy City and shove it! If Margrethe has to be in Hell, that's where I want to be!

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Robert Heinlein

The most ridiculous concept ever perpetrated by H.Sapiens is that the Lord God of Creation, Shaper and Ruler of the Universes, wants the saccharine adoration of his creations, that he can be persuaded by their prayers, and becomes petulant if he does not receive this flattery. Yet this ridiculous notion, without one real shred of evidence to bolster it, has gone on to found one of the oldest, largest and least productive industries in history.

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Isaac Asimov

Properly read, the Bible is the most potent force for atheism ever conceived.

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Christopher Hitchens

What can be asserted without proof can also be dismissed without proof.

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Butch Hancock

Life in Lubbock, Texas taught me two things. One is that God loves you and you're going to burn in hell.  The other is that sex is the most awful, dirty thing on the face of the earth and you should save it for someone you love.

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Robert G. Ingersoll

If a man would follow, today, the teachings of the Old Testament, he would be a criminal. If he would follow strictly the teachings of the New, he would be insane.

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Mark Twain

Most people are bothered by those passages of Scripture they do not understand, but the passages that bother me are those I do understand.

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Voltaire

Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities.

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Robert Heinlein, JOB: A Comedy of Justice

Theology is never any help; it is searching in a dark cellar at midnight for a black cat that isn't there.

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John Paraiso

The fool said in his heart "There is no God", the wise says it to the world.

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Abraham Lincoln

The Bible is not my book nor Christianity my profession. I could never give assent to the long, complicated statements of Christian dogma.

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Sir Francis Bacon

If a man will begin with certainties, he shall end in doubts; but if he will be content to begin with doubts he shall end in certainties.

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Mark Twain

In religion and politics, people's beliefs and convictions are in almost every case gotten at second hand, and without examination.

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Victor Stenger

Science flies you to the moon.  Religion flies you into buildings.

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Anotole France

If 50 million people believe a foolish thing, it is still a foolish thing.

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Rodney D. Hinds

If god wanted women to remain subservient to man, he shouldn’t have created them to be so beautiful, smart, tender and lovable.

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Woody Allen

Not only is there no God, but try getting a plumber on weekends.

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