Quotes

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Sam Harris

Imagine a future in which millions of our descendants murder each other over rival interpretations of Star Wars or Windows 98. Could anything - anything - be more ridiculous? And yet, this would be no more ridiculous that the world we are living in.

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Frank Sinatra

I believe in nature, in the birds, the sea, the sky, in everything I can see or that there is real evidence for. If these things are what you mean by God, then I believe in God. But I don't believe in a personal God to whom I look for comfort or for a natural on the next roll of the dice.

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Andy Rooney

Why am I an atheist? I ask you: Why is anybody not an atheist? Everyone starts out being an atheist. No one is born with belief in anything. Infants are atheists until they are indoctrinated. I resent anyone pushing their religion on me. I don't push my atheism on anybody else. Live and let live. Not many people practice that when it comes to religion.

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Woody Allen

I do not believe in an afterlife, although I am bringing a change of underwear.

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Voltaire

I have never made but one prayer to god, a very short one: 'the lord, make my enemies ridiculous.' and god granted it.

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Stephen F. Roberts

I contend that we are both atheists. I just believe in one fewer god than you do. When you understand why you dismiss all the other possible gods, you will understand why I dismiss yours.

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Isaac Asimov

Properly read, the Bible is the most potent force for atheism ever conceived.

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Christopher Hitchens

What can be asserted without proof can also be dismissed without proof.

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Butch Hancock

Life in Lubbock, Texas taught me two things. One is that God loves you and you're going to burn in hell.  The other is that sex is the most awful, dirty thing on the face of the earth and you should save it for someone you love.

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Robert G. Ingersoll

If a man would follow, today, the teachings of the Old Testament, he would be a criminal. If he would follow strictly the teachings of the New, he would be insane.

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Mark Twain

Most people are bothered by those passages of Scripture they do not understand, but the passages that bother me are those I do understand.

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Voltaire

Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities.

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Thomas Edison

I have never seen the slightest scientific proof of the religious ideas of heaven and hell, of future life for individuals, or of a personal God.

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Edgar Allan Poe

No man who ever lived knows any more about the hereafter ... than you and I; and all religion ... is simply evolved out of chicanery, fear, greed, imagination and poetry.

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Andy Rooney

I am an atheist... I don't understand religion at all. I'm sure I'll offend a lot of people by saying this, but I think it's all nonsense.

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Robert Heinlein

Don't appeal to mercy to God the Father up in the sky, little man, because he's not at home and never was at home, and couldn't care less. What you do with yourself, whether you are happy or unhappy-- live or die-- is strictly your business and the universe doesn't care. In fact you may be the universe and the only cause of all your troubles. But, at best, the most you can hope for is comradeship with comrades no more divine (or just as divine) as you are. So quit sniveling and face up to it-- 'Thou art God!'

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Robert Heinlein, JOB: A Comedy of Justice

Theology is never any help; it is searching in a dark cellar at midnight for a black cat that isn't there.

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Abraham Lincoln

The Bible is not my book nor Christianity my profession. I could never give assent to the long, complicated statements of Christian dogma.

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Mark Twain

If there is a God, he is a malign thug.

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Mark Twain

Our Bible reveals to us the character of our god with minute and remorseless exactness... It is perhaps the most damnatory biography that exists in print anywhere. It makes Nero an angel of light and leading by contrast

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